FRIDAY THE 13th

friday13th_2009jpg

Overall Impression – Horror takes a holiday.

THE FOUR QUESTIONS

Who’s your main character? – Clay Miller.

What’s he trying to accomplish? – Find his sister.

Who’s trying to stop him? – Jason.

What happens if he fails? – Jason will kill Clay, and probably his sister too.

THE FOUR ARCHETYPES

Orphan – Clay’s a stranger in a small town, searching for his missing sister by himself.  He’s also the “outsider” when he meets a group of  college kids headed to a cabin for the summer.

Wanderer – Clay questions the locals about his sister, instead learning bits and pieces about the mysterious Jason.  He bumps into the college kids at the cabin, and teams up with one of them (Jenna) to search the nearby woods for his sister.

Warrior – When Clay discovers that Jason really exists and is up to some gruesome deeds, he must survive long enough to find and rescue his sister.

Martyr – By venturing into Jason’s mine-like home, Clay is willing to die to save his sister.

AND, IN THE END…

FRIDAY 13th is a simple (if unambitious) addition to the franchise that kind of achieves what it sets out to do.  Once the movie establishes its generic college cattle and their slaughterer, the fun begins.

Yes, the plot is predictable.  After all, we’ve seen this movie many times before.  Give us thirty minutes and we can probably guess who survives, and even who “kills” Jason.  (It’s usually the most downtrodden female.)  Predictability isn’t exactly ideal, but it isn’t such a big deal for horror movies in this vein.

Personally, it’s the gore that counts, and ultimately that’s where FRIDAY THE 13th failed for me.  Next to sadistically innovative franchises like SAW, HOSTEL, and suspense-laden films like the THE STRANGERS… FRIDAY just felt tame.

Indeed, with a franchise that has established its bad guy as essentially indestructible, is it worth caring about whether or not people are going to die?  You know they are.

The lacking gross-out factor aside, what does FRIDAY THE 13th have to offer?  Pretty victims, sex, weed, college humor, an admittedly awesome flying ax… who am I kidding?  The movie’s gonna do fine.

– Dan Pilditch

Tags:

2 Responses to “FRIDAY THE 13th”